A young couple booked into a fishing lodge for their honeymoon.  Every 
morning the husband would get up at 4 am and spend the whole day fishing.

After the first week the clerk asked the man, "Sir, are you not on your 
honeymoon?  You should be upstairs screwing your wife!"

The husband replied, "Well, my wife has gonorrhea."

"Well," the clerk replied, "you could always have oral sex?"

"My wife had pyorrhea also." said the husband.

"Okay, what about anal sex?" inquired the clerk.

"She also has diarrhea." stated the husband.

Puzzled the clerk asked the man, "Why exactly did you marry this woman?"

"Well, sir, she also has worms, and I just love to fish!"