1. Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

2. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.

3. Q: Why can't Michael Irving get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

4. Doctors say because of Michael Irving's broken clavicle, it will be 6 - 8
   weeks before he can video a teammate having sex.

5. I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irving. They got rid of the
   refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

6. The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to
   take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better "on grass".

7. The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System". Yes your Honor, No your
   Honor.....

8. The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year - - 12 arrests, 5 convictions.

9. The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they went
   and hired a new defensive coordinator - - Johnny Cochran.