Our Brewer
        Who art in Newlands
        Hallowed be thy beer

        Thy castle come
        Thy Lion will be drunken - at home
        As it is in shebeens

        Give us this day our daily dop
        And forgive us for drinking
        Coke and Fanta
        As we forgive those who drink
        Tea and Coffee

        Lead us not into soberness
        But deliver us to the nearest
        Bottlestore
        For we are the Drinkers
        The Drunkards and the Alcoholics
        Forever and ever
        Amstel