A man died and went to hell.  Upon arrival he met with the CDIC, Chief 
Devil in Charge.

Devil:  We run things a bit differently nowadays, you now have the choice of
picking your own personal hell.

Man:  That's great, what are my choices??

Devil:  Well, I'm going to open a series of doors.  You should look inside,
assess the situation and determine if that's where you want to spend 
eternity.

Man:  OK

The devil opens the first door and there's a room full of people standing on
their heads on a hardwood floor.

Man:  Ouch, that looks very painful.  I'll pass, what's next?

The devil opens the next door to reveal the same situation, only this time 
the floors are concrete.

Man:  That looks worse, any other options??

The devil opens the third door to reveal a room full of people standing knee
deep in shit drinking coffee.

Man:  Well, the shit smells but I could tolerate the smell and drink coffee
all day.  I'll take this one.

Devil:  Are you sure this is your final choice??

Man:  Absolutely!

The devil then escorts him in the room shuts and locks the door.  As soon 
as the door closes, a whistle blows and a loud speaker says, "Alright, 
coffee break is over, back on your heads!!"