"GOD"

A man died recently and was touring Heaven, his new home.  He thought he would
grab a bite at the celestial cafeteria.  He was standing patiently in line
when all of a sudden from around a corner came a man in a white jacket who
jumped in front of the first person in line.  The man was mortified.  "I
can't believe anybody would act that way in Heaven," he said to a new friend
later in the day.

"Was he wearing a white jacket?" asked his friend.

"Yes," replied the man.

"Did he have a stethoscope in his pocket?"

"Come to think about it," said the man, "he did have a stethoscope in his 
pocket."

"Oh," chuckled his friend, "don't let that bother you.  That was God.  He 
loves to play doctor."