A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer.  He then notices and old
wrinkled man sitting at the end of the bar.  He calls over the bartender and
asks what the deal with the old man is.  The bartender says "He claims he is
Jesus".  "Well if thats Jesus then I want to buy him a beer!" exclaims the man.

A man in a suit walks into the bar and sits down, orders a scotch, and also
notices the old man at the end of the bar.  He also calls over the bartender 
and asks what the deal is with the wrinkled old man.  "He claims that he is 
Jesus" says the bartender.  "Well if that's Jesus give him a scotch on me!" 
exclaims the second man.

A bum off the street walks into the bar and orders a bottle of Ripple.  He 
also notices the old and wrinkled man at the end of the bar.  He asks the 
bartender whats up with the old man.  "He claims that he is Jesus."  says the 
bartender.  "Well if that is Jesus give him a bottle of Ripple on me!" 
exclaims the bum.

A few minutes go by and the old man finishes all of his drinks, gets up and
walks over to the first man and puts his hand on his shoulder and says "Bless
you my son."  Suddenly the man jumps up and exclaims "My shoulder has been
healed of a lifelong injury!"

The old man walks over to the man in the suit and puts his hand on his back 
and says" Bless you my son."  The man in the suit jumps up and exclaims "My 
back has been healed of a lifelong injury!".

The old man then walks over to the bum and starts to reach out when the bum
suddenly jumps up from his chair and exclaims "Please don't touch me, I'm on
disability!!!"