It is time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts.  Here's the scoop
on the three leading candidates.

Candidate A:
Associates with ward healers and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses.
He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:
Was kicked out of office twice.
Sleeps until noon.
Used opium in college.
Drinks a quart of brandy every evening.

Candidate C:
Is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian
Doesn't smoke,
Drinks an occasional beer
Hasn't had any illicit affairs.




Which of these candidates is your choice?





Congratulations.  You voted for:

Candidate A - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B - Winston Churchill

Candidate C - Adolph Hitler