At Last ---- Princess Di Jokes


  What does DIANA stand for?
                         Died In A Nasty Accident!

  What did Princess Diana die of?
                         Car-pole-tunnel syndrome.

  What's the difference between a Mercedes and a Volvo?
                         Diana wouldn't be seen dead in a Volvo!

  What did the Queen say when she heard Princess Diana died in a car
  wreck?
                         Was Fergie with her?

  Prince Charles was out early the other day walking the dog. When a
  passer-by said "Morning," Charles said, "No, just walking the dog."

  What's the Queen giving Fergie for Christmas?
           A trip to Paris, dinner at the Ritz,
           and a chauffeur-driven Mercedes.

  What did Princess Di say to Dodi after he gave her the Ring?
                    Aren't we moving a bit too fast?

  Why did Elton John sing at the funeral?
                    He's the only queen who cares.

  By the way, Elton John is now set to make a tribute record for
  Mother Teresa...
                       'Sandals in the Bin'

  What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
                        'These paparazzi are driving me up a wall'

  What does Diana's bumper sticker say?
                    My other car's a decoy.

  What is the difference between leeches and the paparazzi?
                    Leeches fall off after you die.

  What did the French mortuary attendant say when he got the body
  bags?
                         Zip-a-dee Dodi, Zip-a-dee Di