Tasteless Princess Diana Jokes:
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What does Princess Di turn into at midnight?
      The wall.

What does Princess Di and a squid have in common?
     Nothing.  You have to cut them both to get the Di out.

Where does Princess Di stay when in Paris?
     Anywhere she can crash.

What did the Queen Mother give Fergie for her Birthday?
      A black mercedes and a trip to Paris.

What is Di getting for Christmas?
      The Queen Mother.

Why did Elton John sing at Diana's funeral?
      The Crash Test Dummies couldn't make it.

What do Princess Di and Pink Floyd have in common?
      Their last greatest hit was the Wall.

What does Princess Di have in common with Hugh Grant?
      They both bought it in the back seat of a car.

What's the difference between Princess Di and a Mercedes?
       The Mercedes will easily reach 40.

What does Princess Di and a bottle of French wine have in common?
       They both came from France in a wooden box.

How do you spoil Princess Di?
       Leave her out in the sun.

If Ted Kennedy was driving, they would have taken the bridge.

Too bad O.J. wasn't driving.