This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship 
with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

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Radio conversation released by the chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95
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Americans:  Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to
            avoid a collision.

Canadians:  Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the
            South

Americans:  This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship.  I say again,
            divert YOUR course.

Canadians:  No I say again...You divert YOUR course

Americans:  THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A
            LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY.  DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

Canadians:  This is a lighthouse.  Your call.

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