Clinton said to Gore on plane home from Europe, "When I get home I'm going
to tear Hillary's panties off."

Gore says, "Bill, I didn't know you had it in you!"

Clinton says, "Geez, they've been riding up my crack ever since we boarded 
the plane" as he pulls at his butt crack.

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What does Hillary do after she shaves her pussy?
She dresses him and sends him off to work at the White House.

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What does an Arkansas girl say after having sex?
Daddy, get off me, your crushing my cigarettes.

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How do Arkansas men practice safe sex?
They mark the sheep that kick.

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What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
Chelsea Clinton.

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How did Bill Clinton meet Hillary?
They were both dating the same girl in college.