One day, while being driven around the capitol, Hillary notices a young
girl with a wagon full of kittens.  On the lookout for a PR event, she
stops to talk to the girl.  As Hillary admires the kittens, the girl
proudly boasts "All my kittens are Democrats!" Hillary thinks this is just
the thing to show those nasty Republicans that even little children know
the best party.  She makes plans with the little girl to meet in a couple
days with Bill and the press corps.

When they meet, Bill kneels down in front of the girl and picks up a kitten.
"Hillary says you have something special to tell me about your kittens" he 
says.

"Yes, sir.  All my kittens are Republicans!"

Hillary splutters "You told me they were all Democrats!".

The girl responds, "Yes ma'am, but that was before they opened their eyes."

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Bill is jogging one evening and passes a hooker on a street corner.  He
stops and asks how much.  She says $100.  He says all he has is $10 and
moves on.

Next evening, Bill and Hillary are out walking and pass by the same hooker.
She shouts "SEE WHAT YOU GET FOR $10!"

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One day, Bill Clinton is at the white house and has to attend to the call
of nature.  He finds himself in the restroom at a urinal next to Jesse
Jackson.  He peeks down into the next urinal, and is astounded at the size
of Jacksons' organ.  "Damn, Jesse, how in the world did you get such a huge
dick?" he asked.

"Well, uh, Bill, each night before I go to bed, I whack it on the bedpost.
That's how I got it so big." Jackson replied.

So that night as he is preparing for bed, Bill Clinton, still amazed at the
sight of Jesse Jacksons' organ, decides to try out the bedpost bit, and
whacks his unit on the post.  The noise rouses Hillary, who says "That you,
Jesse?".