The Clintons

"Without paperwork burden each  doctor on that hospital staff, 200 of them,
they could see another 500 children a year. That is 10,000 children per year."
        - President Clinton in speech introducing health care reform, 9/22/93.

Bill Clinton multiplication:     200 * 500 = 10,000

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I'll be damned if she has'nt gone and done it again!  As we all know,
Hillary threw out the first pitch at the Cub's home opener.

Well, while she was sitting in the bleachers, she wanted one of those ball
park hot dogs.  She reached into her purse and passed a 20 down the row to the
hot dog guy.  When she finally got her change back, she got $500.00!!!!
Damn...what luck....