This guys' daughter needed some money for a movie.  So she goes up to her dad 
and asks "Dad, can i have some money for a movie?"

The dad says, "Sure, but first, let me suck your tits."

The daughter says, "But, dad, that's disgusting!"

The Dad says, "Do you want the money or not?" so she let him suck her tits.

Couple weeks pass by, and the daughter needs some more money to go out to 
dinner.  So she says, "Dad can i have some money?  I hope you don't want to 
suck my tits again."

The dad says, "no, no, no, no."

"Whew!" the daughter says.

"Your not getting off that easy.  Let me eat you out," the dad says.

"Oh fine," says the daughter.

So the dad does.  Graduation rolls around, and the daughter needs a ton of a 
lot of more money to go on the class trip.  So she walks in to the room 
naked, and asks her dad, "Dad, can i have a whole lot more money to go on the 
class trip?"

"Go back and put your clothes on," the dad says.  So the daughter comes back 
in, and asks, "So can i have the money?"

"Sure," the dad says.  "But first you have to suck my dick!"

"But dad!" the daughter says.

"Do you want the money?" the dad asks.

So the daughter sucks the dad's dick.  Right in the middle of this she looks 
up, and says, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit!!!"

The dad replies, "Your brother had to borrow the car."