What girls say                      ...what they mean
---------------------------------   ------------------------------------------
Can't we just be friends?           There is no way in hell I am going to let 
                                      any part of your body touch any part of 
                                      mine, again.

I just need some space              ...without you in it

Can you help me with my homework?   If I keep whining, the fool will do it
                                      for me.

Do I look fat in this dress?        We haven't had a fight in a while.

No, pizza's fine                    Cheap bastard

I just do not want a boyfriend      I just do not want (you as) a boyfriend
  now

I don't know; what do you want      I can't believe that you have nothing
  to do?                              planned.

Come here                           My puppy does this too

I like you but...                   I don't like you.

You never listen.                   You never listen.

We're moving too quickly.           I am not going to sleep with you until I 
                                      find out if this guy in Bio has a 
                                      girlfriend.

I'll be ready in a minute           I AM ready, but I am going to make you 
                                      wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself       I am just being nice; there is no way I am
                                      going dutch

Oh Yes! Right there                 Well, near there; I just want to get this 
                                      over with

I'm just going out with the         We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of 
  girls.                              you and your friends.

There's no one else                 I am doing your brother

Size doesn't count...               unless I want an orgasm



What guys say...                    ...What they mean
---------------------------------   -----------------------------------------
It's just orange juice, try it      3 more shots, and she'll have her legs 
                                    around my head.

She's kind of cute                  I want to bang her till I am blue

I don't know if I like her          She won't blow me

I need you                          My hand is tired

I had her                           I had (wet dreams about) her all week.

I really want to get to know        ...so I can tell my friends about it
you better

How do I compare with all your      Is my penis really that small?
  other boyfriends?

You're the only girl I've ever      You are the only girl who has not rejected
  cared about                         me 

I want you back                     ...for tonight anyway

We've been through so much          If it was not for you, I never would have
  together                            lost my virginity

I miss you so much                  I am so horny that my roommate is 
                                      starting to look good

No, I do not want to dance          Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on
  right now

The break-up should not start       I want to have sex a few more times
  for another 24 hours

I am different from all the         I am not circumcised
  other guys