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Below are excerpts on how guys can score points (or lose them) from their
gals.  If the actions are things that are just expected of guys, then they
have a score of zero.

Simple Duties:
- You go out and buy her spring-fresh, exxtra-light panty liners with wings: +5
- But return with beer:   -5
- You check out a suspicious noise at nigght:  0
- You check out a suspicious noise at nigght, and it's nothing:  0
- You check out a suspicious noise at nigght, and it's something: +5
- You pummel it with a six iron:  +10
- It's her father:    -10

Social engagements:
- You stay by her side the entire party:   0
- You stay by her side for awhile, then lleave to chat with a college drinking
  buddy:  -2
- Named Tiffany:  -4
- Tiffany is a dancer:  -6
- Tiffany has implants:  -8

Saturday Afternoon:
- You visit her parents:  +1
- You visit her parents and actually makee conversation:  +3
- You visit her parents and stare vacantlly at the television:  -3
- And the television is off:  -6
- You spend the afternoon watching collegge football in you underwear:  -6
- And you didn't even go to college:  -100
- And it's not really your underwear:   --15

Her Birthday:
- You take her out to dinner:  0
- You take her out to dinner and it's nott a sports bar:  +1
- Okay, it's a sports bar:  -2
- And it's all-you-can-eat-night:  -3
- It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eatt-night, and your face is painted the
  colors of your favorite team:  -10
- You give her a gift:  0
- You give her a gift, and it's a small aappliance:  -10
- You give her a gift, and it's not a smaall appliance:  +1
- You give her a gift, and it isn't chocoolate:  +2
- You give her a gift that you'll be payiing off for months:  +30
- You wait until the last minute and buy  her a gift that day:  -10
- With her credit card:  -30
- And whatever you bought is 2 sizes too  big:  -40

Thoughtfullness:
- You forgot to pick her up at the bus sttation:  -25
- Which is in Newark, NJ:  -35
- And the pouring rain dissolves her leg  cast:  -50

A Night Out With Your Pals:
- You have a few beers:   -9
- For every beer after three:  -2 again
- And miss curfew by an hour:  -12
- You get home at 3 a.m.:  -20
- You get home at 3 a.m., smelling of boooze and cheap cigars:  -30
- And not wearing any pants:  -40
- Is that a TATOO?:  -200

A Night Out, Just the Two of You:
- You go see a comic:  +2
- He's crude and sexist:  -2
- You laugh:  -5
- You laugh too much:  -10
- She's NOT laughing:  -15
- You laugh harder:  -25

Driving:
- You lose the directions on a trip:  -4
- You lose the directions and end up gettting lost:  -10
- You end up getting lost in a bad part oof town:  -15
- You end up getting lost in a bad part oof town, and meet the locals up close
  and personal:  -25
- She finds out you lied about having a bblack belt:  -60

Communication:
- When she wants to talk about a problem,, you listen, displaying what looks
  like a concerned expression:  0
- When she wants to talk, you listen. forr more than 30 minutes:  +5
- You listen for more than 30 minutes, wiithout looking at the television or
  picking up the newspaper:  +10
- She realizes this is because you have ffallen asleep:  -10