Thoughts on Love

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's
one of the best.
    --Woody Allen

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his 
success.
    --Jim Backus

Only decent girls keep a diary.  The others don't have the time.
    --Tallulah Bankhead

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as
getting married just because you do.
    --Zsa Zsa Gabor

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and
you're going to burn in hell.  The other is that sex is the most awful,
filthy thing on earth.  And you should save it for someone you love.
    --Butch Hancock

Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
    --Lisa Hoffman

Moving together with a man is like buying something you have long admired
in a shop window.  You're exalted when you bring it home, but you soon
discover that it doesn't match the rest of the furniture.
    --Jean Kerr

Bigamy is having one husband too many.  Monogamy is the same.
    --Erica Jong

We're going to talk about sex - actually, you're going to talk about sex,
because I can't remember.
    --Professor Ralph Noble

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
    --Rita Rudner

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.  Second marriage
is the triumph of hope over experience.
    --Unknown

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
    --Unknown