Men are like ... bunny rabbits.
    They're cute at first.  But you get tired of picking up their crap!!
   
  Men are like ... power tools.
    They make a lot of noise.  But it's hard to get them to work!!
   
  Men are like ... vacuum cleaners.
    They're not much fun.  But at least you get to push them around!!
   
  Men are like ... road kill.
    They usually just lie around until they start to smell!!
   
  Men are like ... soap operas.
    They're fun to look at, but don’t believe everything you hear!!
   
  Men are like ... pillows.
    Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy!!

  Men are like ... vacations
    They never seem to be long enough.

  Men are like ... computers
    hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

  Men are like ... coolers
    load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

  Men are like ... chocolate bars
    sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

  Men are like ... coffee
    the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

  Men are like ... horoscopes
    they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

  Men are like ... plungers
    they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

  Men are like ... cement
    after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.