Married How Many Times?

A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married
ten times.  On his wedding night, his wife informed him that she was still
a virgin.  This puzzled the Marketing Manager since after ten marriages, he
thougt that at least one of her husbands would have been able to perform.
He aksed his new bride to explain the phenomena.  Her comments were as
follows:

"My first husband was a Sales Representative who spent our entire marriage
telling me, in grandiose terms, 'It's gonna be great!'

My second husband was from Software Services; he was never quite sure how
it was supposed to function, but he said he would send me documentation.

My third husband was from Field Service who constantly said that everything
was diagnostically 'okay', but he just couldn't get the system up.

My fourth husband was from Educational Services, and he simply said, 'Those
who can... do; whose who can't... teach.'

My fifth husband was from the Telemarketing Department who said that he had
the orders, but he wasn't quite sure when he was going to be able to
deliver.

My sixth husband was an Engineer.  He told me that he understood the basic
process but needed three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method.

My seventh husband was from Finance and Administration.  His comments were
that he knew how, but he just wasn't sure whether or not it was his job.

My eighth husband was from Standards and Regulations and told me that he
was up to the standards but that regulations said nothing about how to do
it.

My ninth husband was from Customer Service.  He said that although he
sympathized a great deal and had logged the problem, he was unable to do
anything about it.

My tenth husband was from Accounting who said that he couldn't do anything
without a purchase order or a director's signature, and would insist on
receiving the goods or at least a receipt before he ever paid any money."

The wife then said sweetly to her new husband, "Now I am married to you, a 
man of Marketing."

The husband looked at his wife and simply said, "I know I have the product,
I'm just not sure how to position it!"

So a year later, after another divorce, the lady got married again, still a
virgin.  After she and her new husband returned from their honeymoon, her
friends asked her how her sex life was.  "Oh, it's been marvelous," she
exclaimed.  "He's a Mechanic, and on our very first night, he lifted my
hood up, gave me a lube job, got my starter going, recharged my batteries,
and really tore it up the first night, and he has been working on it ever
since!"