MALE OR FEMALE?


SWISS ARMY KNIFE -- male, because even though it appears useful for a wide
   variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS -- female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

TIRE -- male, because it goes bald and is often over-in-flated.

WEB PAGE -- female, because it is always getting hit on.

SHOE -- male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

PHOTOCOPIER -- female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up
   again, and even then, only when the right buttons are pushed.

HAMMER -- male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,
   but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL -- Definitely female, because it gives men pleasure; he'd be
   lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to
   push, he keeps trying.