Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
A. Because they don't have balls.

Q. How do you save a man from drowning?
A. Take your foot off his head.

Q. How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One. A man will screw anything.
 
Q. What do you call a man with an IQ of 50?
A. Gifted.

Q. Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A. Because they are stupid.

Q. How are men and parking spaces alike?
A. The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

Q. What do men have in common with toilet bowls, anniversaries
   and clitorises?
A. They miss them all.
 
Q. What do men have in common with tiles?
A. Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them for ever.
 
Q. If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the
   ground first?
A. Who cares.