Before and After you fall in love:


b- you take my breath away
a- I feel like i’m suffocating

b- twice a night
a- twice a month

b- she says she love the way I take control of a situation
a- she called me a controling, manipulative, egomaniac

b- saturday night fever
a- monday night football

b- he makes me feel like a millon dollars
a- if I had a dime for every stupid thing he’s done...

b- is that all your having?
a- maybe you should have just a salad, honey

b- it’s like I’m living in a dream
a- it’s like he lives in a dorm

b- $60/doz.
a- $1.50/stem

b- we agree on everything
a- doesn’t she have a mind of her own?

b- victoria secret
a- fruit of the loom

b- feathers and handcuffs
a- ball and chain

b- I love a woman with curves
a- I never said you were fat

b- he’s completely lost without me
a- why won’t he ever ask for directions?

b- time stood still
a- this relationship is going nowhere

b- croissant and cappuccino
a- bagel and instant

b- blind
a- nearsighted

b- you look so seductive in black
a- your clothes are so depressing

b- I can hardly believe we found each other
a- I can’t believe I ended up with someone like you