A Man named Carlos, walking down the beach sees an old bottle in the sand and 
begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself. After a while he picks it 
up, and a pissed-off genie emerges.

She says...:
    "normally I grant 3 wishes, but in your case,  you son-of-a-@#*%#@, 
     I am going to grant you only 1 wish!."

Carlos thinks a minute and says.....:

    "Okay, I want to wake up with 3 women in my bed."

She says...:

    "So be it!",........ and disappears back into the bottle.

Next morning, Carlos wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hilary 
Rodham Clinton......  in his bed!......

......... and Now ...he has no penis, a broken leg, and no health insurance!!