Money

It can buy a house, But not a home

It can buy a clock, But not time

It can buy you a position, But not respect

It can buy you a bed, But not sleep

It can buy you a book, But not knowledge

It can buy you medicine, But not health

It can buy you blood, But not life

So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering!!

So, Send me all your money, And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please!

After all, what are friends for, huh??


I hope this made you smile!  Laughter is the best medicine.

Money can't buy goofy e-mails, either - they come from your crazy friends!