Amish Mother and Daughter

An Amish woman and her daughter are riding in an open buggy one cold,
blustery, January day, when the daughter says to her mother, "My hands
are freezing cold."  The mother replies, "Put your hands between your
legs, the body heat will warm them up."  So the daughter does and her
hands warm up.

The next day, the daughter is riding in the buggy with her boyfriend.
The boyfriend says, "My hands are freezing cold."  The daughter says,
"Put them between my legs and they will warm up."  He does this and his
hands warm up.

The next day they are riding in the buggy and the boyfriend says, "My
nose is freezing cold."  The daughter says," Put it between my legs and
it will warm up."  He does and sure enough, his nose warms up.

The next day they are, once again, riding in the buggy and the boyfriend
says, "My penis is frozen solid." ............

The next day, the daughter is riding in the buggy with her mother and
says to her, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"  The slightly concerned
mother replies, "Sure, why do you ask?"

The daughter answers," Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw
out!!"