NEWFIE MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Anally- occurring yearly
Artery- study of paintings
Bacteria- back door to cafeteria
Barium- what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel- letters like A, E, I, O, U
Caesarian Section- A district in Rome
Catarrh- Stringed instrument
Cat Scan- searching for kitty
Cauterize- make eye contact with her
Colic- a sheep dog
Congenital- friendly
D&C- Where Washington is
Diarrhea- journal of daily events
Dilate- To live long
Enema- not a friend
Fester- quicker
Fibula- small lie
GI Series- soldiers' baseball game
Grippe- Suitcase
Hangnail- coat hook
High Colonic- Jewish religious holiday
Impotent- distinguished; well known
Medical staff- doctor's cane
morbid- higher offer
nitrate- cheaper than day rate
node- was aware of
outpatient- person who has fainted
pap smear- fatherhood test
Pelvis- cousin of Elvis
Placenta- Christmas flower
Post operative- letter carrier
Prostrate- flat on your back
Protein- favouring young people
Recovering room- place to do upholstery
rectum- nearly killed 'em
rheumatic- amourous
scar- rolled tobacco leaf
secretion- hiding anything
seizure- Roman Emperor
Serology- study of Knighthood
Tablet- small table
Terminal illness- sickness at the airport
Tibia- Country in N. Africa
Tumor- An extra pair
Urine- opposite of you're out
Varicose- located nearby
Vein- conceited.