"O.J. just found out the verdict; he's all depressed.  He's lying down in the 
middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and 
light himself on fire.  He just doesn't have $33.5 million for the Goldmans. 
I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

The man said, "Oh really?  How much have you collected so far?"

"About three hundred gallons."