: ==> A Dog named Sex <=== :

Everybody who has a dog calls him a certain name.  I call mine Sex.  He's a
great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.  When I went to
city hall to renew his dog licence, I told the clerk I would like a license
for Sex.  He said "I'd like one, too!".  Then I said, "But this is a dog."  He
said he didn't care what She looked like.  Then I said "You don't understand.
I've had Sex since I was 9 years old."  He winked and said "You must have
been quite a kid."

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.  I told
the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room
for Sex.  He said, "You don't need a special room.  As long as you pay your
bill, we don't care what you do".  I said "Look, you don't seem to understand.
Sex keeps me awake at night."  The clerk said, "Funny - I have the same
problem."

One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the
dog ran away.  Another contestant asked me why I just standing there, looking
disappointed.  I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.  He told
me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said.  "I
had hoped to have Sex on TV."  He said, "Now that cable is all over the place,
it's no big deal any more."

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for the custody of the
dog.  I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married."  The judge said,
"This court room isn't a confessionnal.  Stick to the case, please."  Then I
told him that after I was married, Sex left me.  He said that's not unusual.
It happens to a lot of people.

Last night, Sex ran off again.  I spent hours looking around town for him.  A
cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 3 o'clock
in the morning?"  I told him that I was looking for Sex.  My case comes up
Friday in court.