An old lady was rocking away the last of her days on the front porch of her
house, when all of a sudden, her fairy godmother appeared. The fairy godmother
informed the old woman that she would be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

POOF!!! Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

POOF!!! She turns into a beautiful, young woman.

"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then, the old woman's cat
wanders across the porch.

"Ooh, can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

POOF!!! There before her stands a young man, more handsome than she could
possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten.

With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and
whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."