| Greetings, Friends, for the last few years I've kept a journal {not diary because that would make me a girl} of my thoughts. I've decided that the human race is ready...Big C Presents: Baby Sweat, the Spice of Life Why bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stufF? You rarely run into a damsel anymore. You know what we need? Black Jello If a group of people stand around in a circle long enough, eventually they will begin to dance. How can it be a spy satellite if they announce it on TV? It takes 2 scales to find out how much a scale weighs . On rainy nights does the sandman send the mudman? Do you know why they call it a blow job? So it'll sound like there's work ethic involved. Makes a person feel like they did something for the economy. You rarely see an old midget..maybe their life spans are too SHORT. Have you ever shook hands with a Native American? A pear is a failed apple. Why was brown excluded from the rainbow? And where did indigo come from? I was taught that there were 3 primary colors and 3 secondary colors. What's with this indigo mess? Electricity is just organized lightning. Just when I discovered the meaning of life it changed. You rarely see one oat all by itself. Although it's untrue that rubbing a toad causes warts, it does give the toad a hard-on. If you practice throwing the discus alone, you have to go get it yourself. We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket. I think I am, therefore, I am. I think. A cool bumper sticker would be .."HORN BROKE--WATCH FOR FINGER" .backwards sentences say to used I !shit Oh !again go I There I'm sure looters don't call it looting. They probably think of it as extreme shopping. How come the Midwest is in the United States, and the Mideast is way the hell overseas somewhere? So far this is the oldest I've been...wait..now...no now... Yesterday I opened the dictionary right to the page I wanted....man that felt good. Think of how weird we would all look if all the cuts, burns, scrapes, bruises, bumps, and scabs we've ever had suddenly reappeared on our bodies at the same frigin' time. Many people don't know what their doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. When you think about it 12:15 p.m is actually 11:75 a.m An art thief is a man who takes pictures. HA A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining. *booga booga* Spread the Revolution.... Think for yourself and a lot of mess happens...End of Transmission. |
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