LOVE ADVICE
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What's tha deal Mr. Shang Hai?

  So you got a problem about dreaming. It's a strange one indeed. But remember a dream is just that...a dream. Althought your subconcious might be trying to tell you something. You should tell your friend about these dreams. You might get a laugh out of it or...your friend might tell you how she REALLY feels. If she's diggin' you...then as a PimP it is your responsibility to do as much as you can to hit it.  You must realize that you don't necessarly have to be a perfect match to get some sweet lovin'.
                Keep it Real,
                      Big C
Dear Big C and the "Pimp" advice column ,

        I have these dreams every night where i make love passionately to this girl, this girl is one of my best friends  in real life. i dont like her or even see her as a sexual type especially not my type to have sex with. It wont stop, what do you think it could mean cause i know its not just a simple sex fantasy cause sex is the farthest thing i see when i see her in my head ( unless im sleep).
                               Mr.Shang Hai
Yo lil JJ homie,

Hey dogg. So you've managed to find yourself a newbie to the dating game. It's pretty rare nowadays with all the hoes runnin' around and errthang like that. Your friend hasn't acted in 2 WHOLE years!?! She must not be that fine or yo friend is a punk. In the PimP game, it's pimp or be pimped.So reel this fish in before she gets too big fo tha net!
               Do yo Thang,
                   Big C

Hey Big C what up!,

I got this girl I wanna hook up with and she has never had a
boyfriend. My real good friend has liked her for 2 years but she doesn't like him.She says that she likes me.so should i go up in thurr and hit it or not cause of my friend
              li' j
yo big C,
i got this homeboy who is pissed as hell at me cause i made a promise to someone who was talkin' ish about him not to say anything. and then he found out and now he won't talk to me untill i tell him who it
was. But i promised the girl who was talkin' mess that i wouldn't snitch and i never break my promises. What should i do.
                          f'd up
Yo f'd up,
  Ahhh mane....this is yo homeboy! You 'possed to have his back. F that gurl. If she has the nerve to talk trask about your friends...what makes you think she ain't talkin about you behind yo back. That is...unless she is fine...then we have another situation. Make sure you get the digits and pretend that u respect her and that u thing she's funny. When her gaurd's down...go in for the kill. And by kill i mean...sexual entacorse..for all you amitures out there.
                Double Time,
                      Big C
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