My Top Ten Actors: Check out my reviews. The word "review" here is a little loose. Really they are just short, subjective rants. Also check out my top ten lists, which should probably be called "some actors/directors/movies I like right now," but that's too long. Like this opening paragraph.
Edward Norton
Frances McDormond
Robert De Niro
Al Pacino
Reviews:
George Clooney
Brian Cox
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Alan Arkin
John Turturro
Gary Oldman
Eugene Levy
  I'm not a Harry Potter fan. I don't even celebrate the collective series of stories, Matt. I certainly don't read the books. I mean, they're so big! They're very, very big books! Think of the trees that fell to fuel the presses!!
   Mmmkay. Here's the thing. Mike Newell directed it. Chalk up one point. It takes steps towards more serious themes, and away from magical twinkle land. Of course, the last movie did that. But
Goblet continues the trend. Another point. I found myself invested in the characters. +1. Finally, there was a brilliant scene. Can once scene make the movie? I think it did. When Harry returns from the maze, there is celebration juxtaposed with grief. There is mass confusion. I was shocked to see such an emotionally mature scene in a Harry Potter movie. +1. But I shouldn't have been- Mike Newell directed it.
My Top Ten Directors:
Tim Burton
David O. Russell
Quentin Tarantino
Joel & Ethan Coen
Wes Anderson
David Fincher
Baz Luhrmann
Yimou Zhang
Alfred Hitchcock
Kung Fu Hustle
Martin Scorcesi
  I had no idea what to expect from this movie. That is a bizzare feeling. Unfortunately, as Americans, we can guess the basic gist of any movie we see based on the DVD cover. Besides, I had heard things like, "Looney Toons meets The Matrix." What does that mean? Honestly.
   I felt I had enough exposure to kung fu movies (nothing like Quentin Tarantino or other hard-core, well, let's face it, nerds) to make a sound call on the fight scenes, and as far as making me laugh, I say bring it on. Other films have attempted to blend kung fu and humor, to enormous critical acclaim. Oh, did I say
acclaim? My fault. I meant to say ridicule. Anyone remember 3 Ninjas? Beverly Hills Ninja? Kung Pow? Me neither.
   But sweet sassy molassy, I'll be remebering
Hustle for a long, long time. For two reasons: I was laughing hysterically and it was so, so, incredibly odd. Not freaky odd. Not scary odd. Just an odd combination of respectable fighting, cartoony, Three Stooges humor, and overblown melodrama. The oddest thing is, it is readily apparent that the movie was intended to be made exactly the way it was. The oddity is not in the translation to American culture. We aren't laughing at cultural differences. We aren't laughing at bad filmmaking, either. It's no Crouching Tiger, but the story, editing, and acting all make a tidy package. No, we laugh because the director wanted us to laugh.
   Synopsis: a ruthless Chinese gang tries to pick on a poor back alley community, only to discover that it is inhabited by kung fu masters. The man responsible for the clash, a castaway who gets no respect from either side, ultimately finds his place.
   My favorite moment: The Roadrunner and Wil E. Coyote tribute, in which a landlady chases a bum down a highway, legs in a circular blur, in true cartoon fashion.
   SEE IT!!
My Top Ten Movies:
The Seventh Seal
Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels
Edward Scissorhands
The Matrix
Citizen Kane
Raizing Arizona
Hero
Napoleon Dynamite
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Royal Tenenbaums
Note:
Not in order.
Not of all time, just my current favorites. Changes with my mood.
Cinema Class Papers
I originally wrote these for my cinema class at Geneva. If you took that class, give a shout in the guestbook! Anyway, they're funny and very insightful. Brilliant, really. Stunning. Movies reviewed include:
Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace
My Left Foot
Modern Times - Charlie Chapman
Providence
The Mission
The General - Buster Keaton
Shadow Magic
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