The
Nine Satanic Statements
from The Satanic Bible, ©1969
by Anton Szandor LaVey
- Satan represents
indulgence instead of abstinence!
- Satan represents
vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
- Satan represents
undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
- Satan represents
kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
- Satan represents
vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
- Satan represents
responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
- Satan represents
man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those
that walk on all-fours, who, because of his divine spiritual and intellectual
development, has become the most vicious animal of all!
- Satan represents
all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional
gratification!
- Satan has been
the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all
these years!