The Official Math Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

This site is all about math, REAL MATH. This site is awesome. My name is Jon and I can't stop thinking about Math. Math is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Math is used by mammals.

2.    Math problems balance out ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of math is to flip out and confuse people.

Weapons and gear:

Testimonial:

Math can calculate anything it wants! Math confuses people ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. Math is so crazy and awesome that it flips out ALL the time. I heard there was this one math teacher who was teaching a class. And when one kid forgot the Pythagorean Theorem the math teacher killed the whole town. My friend Connor said that he saw a math teacher totally uppercut a kid just because the kid asked what 5 divided by 0 is.

And that's what i call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that math has Real Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or it'll confuse your head off!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Math is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. It is totally awesome and that's a fact. Math is slow, long, boring, painful, powerful, and confusing. I can't wait to start Trigonometry class next month. I love math with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about math?

A: Math is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand it always makes sense, but on the other hand, it makes no sense at all.

Q: I heard that math is always cruel or mean.  What's its problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other things used by mammals, math can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What does math do when it's not confusing people or flipping out?

A: Most of its time is spent calculating π or calculating infinity divided by 0.

This is a picture of my friend Mr. Brewster showing off.

He's a lot older than me and almost done with this math problem,

which is bragable.

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