Seriously, it is.
I was just reading my site and I realized that I'm pretty awesome. A lot of the things I've written could use minor adjustments to make me sound less gay, but the general idea gets across and that's what smacks people in the face with a bucket of cool. Yes, a bucket. I am not changing that.
So I've written lots of weird articles for special occassions. Fifty articles, my birthday, the site's birthday, my birthday, and now is the time to celebrate the fact that I felt like writing an article but still couldn't think of anything so I wrote this instead.
God, I'm awesome.
Anyway, I was just reading my articles about how art sucks. It does suck.
Also, I was reading the really unpopular one about the Make a Wish Foundation. I'd just like to elaborate a little if I may. If you're a kid in the hospital, think about something you wouldn't want to hear. Might it be, "Hey, you're ugly?" Might it be, "Hey, I'm satan, you lousy non-Jew. Now get in here." Might it be, "Hey, if you could do one thing at all before you're dead and are unable to ever do anything or see anyone again, what would it be?" Any one of those? Yeah.
Anyway, I think I'll write an article about religion now. Fuck, did you ever notice that I write about the most general and/or weird things ever? I mean, Maddox usually writes about a movie, a celebrity, a company or something. But not me. My next article will be, "I fucking hate pencils. I mean, come on, with their long, yellowness and their goddamn points." Or maybe, "I hate living things. They're so stupid, surviving on their various nutrients, growing and maturing..."
Anyway. Religion article. Here I go.
~I rule.~
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