So I'm here in my room, sitting around on my fat ass like I have been for the past several hours, thinking about blowing people's brains out... when suddenly my mom starts walking down the hall humming.
"Yay," I think to myself. "I'm going to get food without having to get up! That's always good, even when I'm not hungry!"
Well guess what? She promptly walked right by my bedroom door and didn't bring me food! What's up with that? I mean, would your mom have the nerve to walk by your room humming and not give you food? I think not.
If I ever have kids (which I won't because kids suck), I will never walk by their room humming and then not give them food! Hell, I should call the Child Abuse Center thingamajig... I should sue her! Yeah! I can see it now...
HEADLINE: "SON SUES MOTHER FOR NOT GETTING FED!" So what if it's a bit different from that? I think I could pull it off...
~Sue people who don't give you things.~
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