You know what sucks? When people tell you that you think you're clever.
This happens with me more often than I'd like, and it depresses me to watch them ignorantly revel in their self-created bout of pure genius.
First, they quote something out of my article. Then they say, "Boy, I'm sure you felt clever when writing THAT one."
Congratulations, dumbass. I put things that I think are clever and/or funny in my articles. Not to entertain you, that's for sure, but to show off how insanely bright I am.
Firstly, even if I were using things I found amusing to show off, you catching them would mean shit. You noticed something funny. Wow. My hat goes off to you.
Secondly, and considering that all your dumbass logic I've attacked thus far did make sense, why wouldn't I put in things that I thought of and found amusing? "Damn, if I put this in, someone's going to know I thought it was funny and therefore consider me to be arrogant. Instead, I'll just fill my articles with random boring shit that no one could ever possibly be interested in! Yay! Now everyone is happy!"
So this is what I get for trying to entertain you? Illogical dumbass accusations that mean shit? Ok. If you think like that, you're not meant for this site anyway. To me, people who come up with things like that always seem a little too desperate to sound intelligent.
Oh, and if no one else in the world has this problem, then I'm sorry for this utterly pointless article...
~Eliminating annoyances for the holidays.~
Back to further enlightenment.