You ever hear those people that walk around saying shit like "Smiles are contageous! ^^" or "Happiness spreads like the plague! ^^" or something to that effect?

That's bullshit. Bad moods are what really spread. If someone all pissy walks into the room and starts sharing their problems or trying to piss other people off, the whole room will be pissed in no time. Not only do bad moods piss people off, but good moods even piss some people off sometimes.

Also, when you're happy, a bad mood hits you much harder than it would if you were sad or mad. That's because it's a much more extreme change. So you're likely to be pissed off either way.

This could even relate to a mathematical truth: Negatives are stronger than positives. It's a basic fact. "1*-1" or "-1*1" are both equal to "-1". So the product of a lot of people with positive moods and even one person with a negative mood will more than likely end up with everyone in a negative mood.

The only thing stronger than negatives in mathematics is 0, but apparently, a mood is like a person, and if a person had no mood, they wouldn't exist. If they did exist, they'd spread their lack of a mood as mathematics would suggest. Shoot me in the face.

Anyway, shut up with your joy spreading bullshit philosophies because they're lies.

You may be thinking, "Leus, what the hell? I already knew this!" Good. Then you won't be disappointed when you fail at some drug-induced hippy trick to make people happy. Some lies you need to believe, some lies you can't deny, but this is one that I felt like bringing to your attention.

In conclusion: The most brilliant thing of time (obviously, because all the 'great minds' were known for it), math, tells your life to suck. Good day.
~Numbers don't lie!~

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