Yes, I've wanted it all. And now, just when you thought I couldn't want any more, I want to change the alphabet itself.
First, I opt the letters C, Q, and X out of the English alphabet. For the "ch" sound, a new letter will be invented.
Why do I suggest such a thing, you ask? Simple: Those three letters are completely and utterly useless.
The letter C can be replaced by either "k" or "s," making C's existence entirely pointless.
The letter Q can be replaced by "K" or "KW," making Q a letter that is equally as useless as C.
The letter X can be replaced by "KS" or "Z," so excluding the letter X would have no effect on everyday speech.
Those are my main concerns with our alphabet. Language, though, is another story. The words "language" and "alphabet" themselves are problematic.
The letter "g" needs to be changed so that it only makes the "guh" sound. The letter J will cover for any other occassion, like in language.
Also, the letter J in Spanish-esque words making the "h" sound is just unacceptable. H is the only letter than needs to make the "h" sound, and the "h" sound only needs one letter to make it.
The letter "p" needs to take care of the "puh" sound, so "f" will always be used where the "ff" sound is needed, like in alphabet.
You know what? Everything should just be spelled phonetically. That's how lazy I am.
Actually, this last stuff is really obvious and minor. I just wanted to bring to attention that "C," "Q" and "X" are dumbass letters. The rest of it was just written because this article looked too short.
In any case, I will give you a sample of what the world would be like if I were in charge below:
Yes, I've wanted it all. And now, just wen you thott I kudn't want any more, I want to chanj the alfabet itself.
First, I opt the letters C, Q, and X out of the English alfabet. For the "ch" sound, a new letter will be invented.
Wy do I sugjest such a thing, yu ask? Simpul: Those three letters are kompletely and utterly useless.
The letter C kan be replased by either "k," and "s," making C's egzistense entirely pointless.
The letter Q lan be replased by "K" or "KW," making Q a letter that is ekwally as useless as C.
The letter X kan be replased by "KS," "Z," or even "gz," so ekskluding the letter X would have no effekt on everyday speech.
Those are my main konserns with our alfabet. Languaj, though, is another story. The words "languaj" and "alfabet" themselves are problematik.
The letter "g" needs to be chanjed so that it only makes the "guh" sound. The letter J will kover for any other okassion, like in languaj.
Also, the letter J in Spanish-esk words making the "h" sound is just unakseptable. H is the only letter than needs to make the "h" sound, and the "h" sound only needs one letter to make it.
The letter "p" needs to take kare of the "puh" sound, so "f" will always be used where the "ff" sound is needed, like in alfabet.
You know what? Everything should just be spelled phonetically. That's how lazy I am.
Aktually, this last stuff is really obvious and minor. I just wanted to bring to attention that "C," "Q" and "X" are dumbass letters. The rest of it was just written bekause this artikle looked too short.
Wow...the world would be stupid if I were in charge... So stupid that I stopped fucking around with it after "simpul..." Ehm... Carry on, then.
~If you EVER use the letters "C," "Q," or "X" again and you're not saying how dumb they are, I'll blow your brains out.~
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