I swear. If chicks didn't have vaginas, I would kick their asses off the face of this earth. They are so goddamned dumb. Not in the way they'd like to be, though.
(This isn't all chicks, by the way. But some are this way, and it annoys me to the extent of being forced to write this.)
Here. Let me start off with a little phrase translation for you:
"if i seme lyk a ditz tts bcuz i hav blonde moments" means "I often act like a stereotypical dumbass chick on purpose so that guys will think I'm hottttttttttt"
Why? Seriously. All chicks ever do when guys think they're hot is call them a perv, slap them, and then report them to some figure of authority for sexual harassment.
Also, they're so emotional. What the hell? How can chicks have so many horomones, and yet never want to have sex? I mean, they freak out left and right all over. They're always all, "oooh you hate me because you didn't talk to me about me for 5 hours straight."
Boo fucking hoo. You need to sit your egotistic (this is coming from ME, people) ass down and shut up.
~~~will continue later~~~
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