Short people suck. That's all there is to it.
It's obvious that short people suck! Why else would they be so short? I mean they're right there!
The short people may think they have power over us tall people just because we have to get stuff off shelves for them, but really it's us who have the power. What if we just decide not to get stuff off the shelves anymore? Yeah, that's right. Who's laughing now?
And another thing. Why do people always think shorties can run fast? I mean, they have shrimpy wimp little legs that are about as useful at outrunning us tall people as John Gayer is good at singing.
What's that? I'm right? Yeah, damn straight; you know, that never made sense to me, either. Why would you damn a straight? I mean, gays are the one doomed to eternal damnation. I bet whoever invented that phrase was a flaming faggot. A short one, too.
By the way. As far as height goes, a lot of people are wondering about me and my friend, John (as depicted here). Who is really taller? Neither. We're exactly the same. In fact, to prove this, I'd like to make a little diagram:
--Me----John--
Actually, it's more like...
--Me----John--
________________ <--Ground
That proves it, eh? What? Are you calling me a LIAR?! I've already said short people suck. Doesn't that proove that I'm just the definition of honesty?
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "Jeez, Leus! What's your problem? Stop being discriminant against short people!" Well how the hell do you think us tall people feel when you take the sides of those short losers? Do you not think THAT'S discriminative? What a world we live in.
~I would blow short people's brains out if I could aim that low.~
I don't care if you're a moron and you cant tell that I'm joking, because if that's the case, then you don't deserve enlightenment.
But short chicks are the hottest, man.
Back to further enlightenment.