You gotta fuckin swear!
Before we begin, I would like to point out that blowing brains out of random people is very productive. You should try it some time...
Now, not only is cussing just about the coolest thing you'll ever see, it's fun, it's easy, and it makes you look smart!
Swearing is cool, right? All the cool people do it. So why don't you give it a try? Simply insert the word "fucking" before every other(don't wanna sound too desperate) noun or every fifth adjective. People will instantly be able to see your coolness level rise!
Swearing is fun! What could be more fun than describing everything as "shit." "Boy, that's some hot shit!" you might say, referring to a new sports car seen in a public parking lot. "Johnny is a piece of shit," you might also comment, this implying that the indicated Johnny is a person for whom you have mild-to-strong feelings of spite.
Swearing is easy! All you have to do is follow my simple rules:
1) Fucking is described above.
2) Shit can be used to describe something(usually as bad), or to directly refer to something(usually neutral). "That car is shit," implies that you do not like car. "That shit is cool!" The word "shit" would represent the car that is cool.
3) Hell can be used to describe something emphatically. "That car is cool as hell!" you might state, inferring that the said car is not just cool, but very cool. Saying hell just sounds, well, cooler! Infact, it might even sound cool as hell!
4) Damn can be used as fucking; described above.
5) Ass can be used to add emphasis to an adjective, sort of like hell, but used differently. "That car is cool-ass," would be considered close to the same effect as "cool as hell." If you use ass as a lone adjective, it usually describes something bad. "That car looks like ass," would imply that the car does not look very good. You may also call someone an ass, inferring that you don't like them.
6) Fuck and hell can be used to show your enthusiasm in desperation, such as "What the hell?" or "What the fuck?"
7) Fuck, shit and damn can be used as lone exclamations. "Fuck, that car is cool!" or "Shit, that car is cool!" or "Damn, that car is cool!" are examples.
8) Bitch most likely refers to a person, but more often than not it has a neutral hostility level. "Hey, bitch!" could be used to greet a pal, or get the attention of someone you don't like. Usually, the sentence emphasis is put on "Hey" when addressing a buddy, and "bitch" is emphasized when expressing hateful emotion towards someone.
9) Damnit can be used at the end of a sentence to add enthusiasm. "That is a cool car, damnit!" is an example.
If you follow that simple guide, you should have no problem improving your image among the people that matter to you!
Last but not least, swearing makes you look smart! When was the last time you saw a little pussy-assed wimp who got anywhere in life? Well, besides that! OK, that's not the point! The point is: Swearing makes you look smart. That's all there is too it. Imagine a scenario where you want to express your rage to someone. "Gosh darnit!" you exclaim? No. "GOD DAMNIT!" will much better get your point across, damnit!
~If you have any further questions about swearing, E-Mail Me.~
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