Okay. I've decided to share with you all: THE MOST BADASS OLD PERSON IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.
You don't need to know anything about this lady to know that she will fuck you up if you ever try to step to her. The expression on her wrinkled face says, "It doesn't matter what you do, because within 10 seconds, you'll have at least two new assholes."
This isn't like most old people. You know how they are. They're all, "Ooh, look at me! I'm old. I have weak bones and a rotting mind so you should all be nice to me and change my diapers and let me watch TV." Those brain problems really ARE troubling them if they believe that bullshit.
But they claim the brain problems are from being old. If that's true, then why is everyone else just as stupid as them? They obviously agree, or there wouldn't be retirement homes. Think of it this way. Old people are like acids. In most cases, they're just annoying. But if they're ever found in high concentration, they can be deadly.
Another thing about old people: They get to lay around in bed all day. What the hell? That's MY destiny, not theirs. They all need to have their brains blown out, except this badass lady, and my grandma and grandpa. They're cool, too. I beat my grandma in Scrabble every week. She spends all her free times on crossword puzzles, too. That's just how badass I am. And my grandpa has views on things. That's more than I can say for almost ANY person over 30.
Anyway...Yeah. That lady is cool. So bow down.
~Old people are diluted solutions of HCl.~
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