That's right, folks. The morons. You all know them. Many of you probably ARE them. But do you understand the severity of their (your) existence?
Take the following situation for example:
You sit down to lunch with a rare, smart person. As you're idly chatting, a dispute comes up between you. You both get extremely pissed off and have a heated eight hour discussion, finally coming to the agreement that neither side will ever be swayed.
Now look at the same situation, except with the common moron:
You sit down to lunch with a moron. As you're idly chatting, a dispute comes up between you. You both get extremely pissed off, but every time you make a point, he just stares at you for a second and then says "FUCK YOU!" Finally, after 15 minutes of that, he goes home and hires someone to blow your brains out.
The reason they're so powerful, you see, is because of their lack of logic. Instead of being able to resolve things reasonably, they'll do something stupid like that without considering the consequences. That's why you've got to be careful about talking face to face with a moron. If you intimidate them enough, they'll have your ass kicked for no reason.
"But why are morons able to do such things? Why aren't smart people able to figure out a way around it?" The answer to the first question is simple: Society. Society gives everyone way more power than they deserve. The only people who should have any power at all should be cool people, like me, who know what to do with it. But NO! That wouldn't be FAIR! We have to let RETARDS HAVE POWER THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE! This is why the world is what it is today; people got mad over the fairness of life, undeserving people were rewarded with too much power, and the rest obviously writes itself.
Anyway, to answer the second question: They can! It's not easy, but it is possible. All you've got to do is let them have an alternate sense of power over you so they won't have to resort to moronic means. Simply dumb down when talking to them. I know it sounds painful, so try to make it as brief as humanly possible. Try to get on the good sides of morons, as much as you may hate them. It will benefit YOU, and that's the most important thing there is.
~People that take my advice won't go wrong.~
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