Linkin Park fans, don't be pushed away by the following words. Read them with an open mind.
Now that THAT'S over with, Linkin Park sucks. Although, most bands that suck usually just flat out suck, right? Well Linkin Park felt it was their duty to take that to the next level. So now, not only do they suck, but...well...read this excerpt from the mind of whoever came up with the song Crawling for Linkin Park:
"Oooh, look at me! I'm going to make a really cool song...OR SO YOU THOUGHT! No, really I'm just going to lead you on for 21 seconds, then suddenly insert loud, glass-shattering, ear-hair damaging guitars and laringitus-inducing, incomprehensible screaming that we like to call singing just for the hell of it!"
A lot of their songs are like that, but maybe that's just because all Linkin Park songs are exactly the same. Some aforementioned guitar and screaming, some rap/singing type stuff that sounds like it's being broadcast from a radio, some cool techno here and there just to let you know that "THIS AWESOME TUNE HAS BEEN WASTED AMIDST OUR SONG!" and whiny lyrics.
Oh man, the whiny lyrics. Whiny songs get sold to kids like anything containing the word Jesus gets sold to Christians. You know why? Because you're all a bunch of horomone-crazed adolescents. You're probably saying to yourself "Hey, Leus," which is a pretty funny thing to say to yourself (Steve Martin moment)... Anyway, you're probably saying "Well, Leus, what do you think YOU are, then?"
The truth? I'm an alien. Either that, or just really fucking lucky to be smarter than all you puny-minded weaklings who can't control their emotions or sexual desires and spend all day sitting around in a room wearing white makeup and getting tetanus from slashing your arm repeatedly with a rusty razor.
Seriously, guys...if you are THAT weak that your emotions actually have that much impact on your life, maybe the best thing for you would just be to blow your brains out. Do us all a favour.
~I am going to be rich.~
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