These are just rock solid facts. All there is to it. No arguing.
Female advantages:
1) No nuts to get kicked in.
2) They get to be hot occassionally.
3) Sometimes people pamper you.
Male advantages:
1) 1/4th of life not wasted being pissed off while blood pours from their vagina.
2) Physically stronger than women.
3) Sometimes have biases and predjudices work in their favour to get more money.
4) Only have to shave face, not entire body.
5) Never have to deal with being fat, barfing, drinking orange juice for nine months and then squeezing uncomfortably proportioned things out of places at the end.
6) Don't have to wear socially-accepted clothing that makes you look half-naked and feel all-naked as well as immobile.
7) Are not as annoying and whiny as women (feminists).
Hi. I bet feminists are even worse than those whiney blacks (please note that I'm not being racist; I'm only talking about a certain group of blacks, not blacks as a whole). Feminists always have something to whine about. They make up things to whine about. If there's nothing left to whine about, they whine about it. Even a lot of women who aren't feminists are always whining about some shit like starving children or being fat. You don't see guys being such pansies very often (unless they're gay. And named Jared).
Oh man. I never really covered feminism because Maddox does enough of that, but I feel that I've put it off long enough. Holy shit, I have. Too long. Goddamn females! I want to blow their brains out unless they're on me with their pants off having sex with me. And even then they're always whining about something, like "Hurry up," or "what's THAT?" Jesus christ damned bitches!
Woo. Glad I got that out of my systems.
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Yes. Apparently, I am now a cow.
~Whoever's not either a man, having sex with me, or getting a sex change operation right now does not know when to listen.~
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