I have the unusual ability to maintain a steady tone of voice and train of thought no matter what I'm doing. Let's look at a few such occassions...

Just a second ago, I was jumping on my bed and singing. Then I fell off my bed and smashed into the floor, yet I continued singing exactly the same to the point that people who couldn't see me would never have known...

When I was camping, my friend threw a stick at my throat and paralyzed half my body. It was cool, but I managed to complete my sentence, "Don't throw the stick yet," without difficulty...

Also when I was camping, my friend punched me in the mouth, but it did not hinder my calling him a white cracker...

The other day, someone said they had a mullet, but I still had no trouble blowing their brains out. (I know. Pretty impressive.)

Now you know yet another one of the many wonders of.........

t3h Leus.;;
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