Wow. This truly is a memorable event...
Alright, lets cut to the chase. First, we're going to have a brief recap of this website.
You all sucked so I made 50 brilliant articles to enlighten you about stuff and now you still suck but you suck less...
This site was created in April of 2003 when I was watching Nick Jr. one morning. The host guy, Face, kept on making fun of my face, so I decided I wanted to rant about it. Well, I needed somewhere to rant, so I made this site. Next thing you know, I'm belting out articles left and right, killing people, developing themes and trademark phrases...
My two least favourite articles are "You can't say love doesn't exist" and "Let's go to Africa!" I like the concept of the latter, but I Was so fucking tired when writing it...and I just haven't got a chance to rewrite it. But you get the idea from it, anyway. The love one just annoys me. I hope no one randomly clicks it and then judges my whole site on it.
Right... As you may have noticed, my site can be described as brilliant, genius, insightful, profound, and enlightening. Reading the articles of my site is guaranteed to increase your potency. If you like it, I reccomend sharing it with your friends; I don't really advertise My site a whole lot, so publicity is up to you.
Also, I'd like to warn everyone: Sitemonster seems great, but theres a few things wrong with it:
1) It has a really fucking long and semi-awkward to type URL
2) It randomly bars people from entering, giving them a Page Cannot Be Displayed error instead.
I wouldn't reccomend Sitemonster, and in fact, I will soon be switching hosts to Geocities. Don't worry, the only things that will change are the URL (http://www.geocities.com/leus_stoneheart) and that weird thing that only puts text on the left half of the screen. I actually kind of liked that weird text thing; maybe I'll implement it into my newly-hosted site, too...
I will now describe in depth the process which I must go through to create an article:
1) Come up with something to write about.
2) Write about it.
3) Revise it, inserting random death and profanity when convinient.
And there you have it. Maybe after 100 articles I'll write about me... Of course, I'm being less and less inspired lately (thought I do have a few things in the works) so that may never happen. Oh well, I guess I'll always just be a mystery man.
In closing, I'd like to leave you with the following: Emphasize enthusiastically excitedly expressed exclamations.
Oh, and one more thing: The information you are viewing is classified and, due to standard procedure, you will now have your brains blown out.
~Consult main page for contacts. You know you want to talk to me.~
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