Does anyone understand this?
I was walking down the street one day, and I saw one of those guys wearing the shirts that say "Proud to be gay" or something on it. So I walk up to him, and I asked, "What about being gay is there to be proud of?" He replied with, "People shouldn't have to be ashamed of their sexual preference." I raised my eyebrow and said, "That's all good and well, but what the fuck does that have to do with pride? I'm not ashamed of having brown hair, but you don't see me prancing around, over-flowing with brown-haired pride, do you?"
Yet again, I had amazed and confounded another moron. While he stood there, wondering what the meaning of his shirt really was, I decided to take advantage of the opportunity.
Using my ultra-human strength, I ripped a lamp post out of the ground and shoved it up the guy's ass. But he just enjoyed it.
The homo is a formidible adversary, but I knew there had to be a way. I kicked him in the nuts, and then some fat guy named Bubba walked up and pummeled him, and then I said to Bubba, "Are you proud of being gay?" and Bubba said, "No," and I was all "That's good!" Then I blew his brains out.
~Take no pride in homosexuality~
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