OK, so I was reading this stuff on the internet the other day and I read this thingy about a kindergartener being suspened for 10 fuckin days for pretending his finger was a gun!
Well, I have a message for the school: Fingers can't actually be guns! What are you? Morons? Only a moron would think a finger could be a gun. I mean, have you ever actually seen someone shoot someone else with their finger?
No, that doesn't count.
OK, the answer is: NO! Idiots.
Then I saw this thingy about some eighth grader who went to school, pulled a colt and blew his teacher's brains out! And this one got in even MORE trouble than the finger-pointing five-year-old!
The world today makes me sick. Full of overeactive morons. If people were elements, they'd be alkali metals. I'm tellin' ya...
~Weapons are cool.~
Back to further enlightenment.